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Character: Amps

Gender: Male


Intro pose: Goofy little peace sign, smiling eagerly, as if trying to convey the message, "Let's be friends and eat some pie!"

 

General: The name's Amps! Well, that's what everyone calls me. Alex is such a common name... I ain't your common person. I was... until... well, I was born and raised in San Diego, California, in the United States. One day, I was walking home from school, when a strange man pulled me into the forest. He gave me two orbs, which I rushed home with. I showed these orbs to my parents. Suddenly, the orbs activated themselves, and we ended up on the island of Kamorta, on a planet light-years away from good ol' SD. And guess what else? All of a sudden, we all had cat ears and cat tails! Nekomimi, the Japanese call it... anyways, one orb had been destroyed, while the other survived. That orb happened to be the one that turned us into nekomimi. We could easily turn back if we wanted to, but we didn't feel like it. At the moment, my parents live in the city on the island.

We tried our best to fit in. I found a new school, my parents found new jobs, we got a new home, just a little low-class house though. I remember my best birthday present. I was simply starstruck with katanas, and my parents went to a master swordscrafter on the other side of town named Arekkusu Miyatomo. He was the one that made me those two elegant katanas for me. When I got out of school, I found out that there weren't any colleges or universities on the island, and I would have to go overseas. But, no, I was 18, and guess what I wanted then? No, screw education and a good job; I wanted adventure! My parents, on the other hand, decided that if that was what I wanted, then I wasn't welcome under their roof... what little roof they had, at any rate. So I grabbed my katanas, bade farewell to my parents, and rounded up a couple buddies from school. We explored the island from shore to shore. We were even semi-legendary for a while! But nobody knew us as individuals. It was always "The Kamorta Nomad Kids"... honestly, those people could have been more creative. They spoke of me as "The Ninja", as I was the one with katanas, and I would often help people out in a ninja-like fashion. Eventually, I learned how to use weak neutral magic, though I didn't use them much, because my friends had started to think of me as a freak.

Then I introduced them to Arekkusu. He decided to craft and enchant swords for us. All of my friends asked for broadswords with strength enchantments. I remember his response very clearly. He sighed, "Of course... I have many of those in stock..." I said I was fine with the katanas he had made me, and he responded with a gentle smile. After they received their swords, said they would go out to the forest to test them out. I said I would stay at Arekkusu-kun's in the meanwhiles. I never saw them again. I assume that they're dead.

I continued traveling around the island, now known as "Amps the Traveler", though I became no better known as an individual person as I was as a member of a nomadic group. Then, in the middle of a forest, I stumbled across a bar. Renard's Party Bar was the name. Oh, the people at that bar are great friends... it's amusing to think about all the stuff we did, and all the crazy stuff that went on. Most of them were like me, legends that had started to fade away. I don't even know if anyone in the city remembers who I really am, and the last time I visited my parents' apartment before finding the bar, they weren't there.

Eventually, I took another visit to Mr. Miyatomo. I accidentally walked in on him and his wife doing you-know-what in the living room. I exited from the house, and they got dressed, Mrs. Miyatomo staying in the bedroom for Arekkusu to attend to later. I explained that my katanas were worn from age and overuse, and he crafted me new ones. Seconds later, outside the house, I enchanted them myself. The right one was enchanted with invisibility, and the left one was enchanted with speed. As I walked back to the bar, I remained completely unaware that Arekkusu had been watching me. Unfortunately, it would not be more than a month until I found myself in need of another pair. I found myself helping a fire demon-fox named Flare defeat the entity Santa Claws. Apparently, this world's Santa was a lot harsher to the worst of those on the Naughty List than Earth's Santa, crushing them with coal. During our epic battle, he destroyed my Invisibility katana, though we also drove him away.

So, I returned to Arekkusu's abode, and found out three things. Firstly, he and his wife had divorced. Secondly, he had seen my enchantment performance a couple weeks back. Finally, while I was chatting with Arekkusu, I found out that Flare had followed me here when she used fire teleportation to get into Arekkusu's living room. Let me tell you, he wasn't very happy about it. He reacted very harshly. However, after a bit of explaining and mediating, he calmed down and apologized for treating her so badly. I then asked him if he could craft a special pair of katanas, specially designed and marked to hold massive amounts of energy. Flare and I flipped through a couple channels on his television while he was downstairs. However, she had fallen asleep by the time that Arekkusu-kun came back out with the katanas. Leaving Flare to sleep on the couch, Arekkusu and I walked into his back yard, where I performed my Light-Dark dual enchantment. I explained to him everything about the dual enchantment, then we went back inside. I picked up Flare and said my byes to Arekkusu before carrying her back to the bar. I'm starting to think that those katanas were the worst mistake I have ever made...

Soon I met a non-regular at the bar named V2. He is a talking Pokemon, actually, an Eevee. I found out that he was working with Mewtwo on numerous projects, and that Mewtwo was the one responsible for creating the two orbs that got me here. They had been lost in an early teleportation experiment. He also showed me a new invention, the Gender Swap Orb. As the name suggests, when activated, the user is transformed into the opposite gender. However, it is a prototype. I kept this orb for a while, but eventually returned it to V2, deeming it too great of a responsibility. The orb and the katanas combined have screwed my life over, and I've been trying to put it back together.

A friend named Graywolf gave Shodule and I each our own clones, which his uncle had made. Shodule gave his clone to me, so I usually keep the two clones around.

Eventually, I went off in a quest to find my parents, and myself. Taking the clones and Shodule along with me, and also the clothes I was wearing and my dual Light-Dark katanas, we first went in search of my parents. Maybe I should have brought supplies; the starvation and such didn't really teach me anything. However, we eventually found my parents, in the place I least expected them; the high-class portion of the residential district. During my absence, my parents finally got the chance to work hard and become rich. They were unimaginably joyful to see me again, though, and rather reluctant to let me go at the end of the day. It reminded me of who I was, simultaneously. I am special, just like everyone else. I am not a god. I need to give all existence a chance. Thus, I went to visit my friend Arekkusu again.

He was extremely surprised that I wanted to purchase a warhammer. After all, I'd usually been into katanas. He'd actually never worked with warhammers. So, he told me that he would make and enchant a warhammer if I could make the mold. I ended up, after many failed attempts to make a metal shell, to use my head and create a mold out of light energy. This mold turned out to be much easier for Arekkusu to work with, and he smithed & enchanted the warhammer. It is weightless to the holder and enables the holder to cast "Immediate Universal Healing" & "Weak Essence Drain Curse". The latter slowly but surely drains the entity of their critical essence, whatever it is, if it cannot secure its critical essense pool. It would take about 1 minute to kill a common garden spider using this curse.

Afterwards, I decided to do a bit of free reading. I found an interesting thing I could use to make the clones more powerful, but I'd need to find some stones. All of the stones were on Earth, and hard to get to. At this point, Shodule bailed out on us, despite my attempts to keep him. Regardless, we retrieved the stones and returned to the bar.

You can really never let down your gaurd, can you? Shodule decapitated me inside the bar when I was 19. I respawned as a 14-year-old.

On October 23rd, I returned to Terra, along with my clone Orion, Shodule's clone Darius, and my friend Axel's clone Mint. Using a ritual involving those stones, I used them and the power of the Zodiac entity Scorpio to obtain a new pet.

Current Age: 15

 

Height: 5"9'

 

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

 

Appearance: I have light brown hair and fur, dark brown when wet, which I roughly tend. My skin is tan and my eyes are brown. I'm lightly-built and I actually have 2 sets of ears. There's my human ears on the sides of my head, and then there's my cat ears on the top of my head. My tail is long and smooth. My left cat ear is named Fred, my right cat ear is named Kyle, and my tail is named Minato. Sometimes I wear a green helmet named Ro-Brey. And my cock's name is Rick. >.> Haha... I'm usually wearing a white button-down long-sleeve shirt and slightly loose blue jeans, unless I say otherwise.

 

Weapons: Healing Warhammer, Light-Dark dual-enchanted dual katanas, Magical Mingetrout of Doom

 

Items: Nekomimi Orb

 

Magic: I can use a wide variety of magic on my own. I can use Immediate Universal Healing and Weak Essence Drain Curse through my warhammer. I also channel Light, Dark, and Shadow energy through my katanas.

 

Favorite Quote: I'm not gay, I'm BI!

 

Other: It's okay to pet me. But, if you get a little too intruding, I will warn you before I go crazy with you. ;3

Amps is supposed to represent me in real life, to a certain extent, so he will change however I change. But just because you do something to him, don't think I'll take it personally... I'm not stupid.

Character: Arekkusu Miyatomo

Gender: Male


Intro Pose: Standing tall and proud, with his arms crossed, but looking at you kindly.


General: I used to live in Japan. Now, after I met that strange man, I live in this fantasy world. But nothing has really changed for me. I still hold honor and respect in high priority, regardless of where I am.

I thought I found a good woman, but it turned out that she didnt really want the person I was inside. She wanted me only because I had a decent amount of money, because I was well-known, and because I was skilled in what I do; primarily, I was just something she showed off. The only other reason was for my body. It saddens me to think of her now... I would prefer if you do not ask of her. I wish to forget everything about her.

A very close friend of mine is Alex-kun, better known as Amps. He only drops by occasionally, but he is a very memorable and likable person.

I am a master swordscrafter and a modest enchanter. I must learn more about magic so that I can use it to create better swords for my customers and for my personal collection. Before arriving here, I was always skeptical about the matter. Now, I am a firm believer and, as mentioned before, a humble user of the magical arts. It is a subject which has replaced reading as my hobby.

Reading what, you ask? I must be completely honest with you, then. Many things, innocent and otherwise, from mangas and fictional stories to hentai, including a bit of yuri. However, I would like to note that I despise tentacles. I find them as a crude representation of the male sexual urge, uncontrollable and very powerful. Worse, women are forced to please the tentacles, and they have no choice but to obey them. I find this sickening.


Current Age: 32


Height: 6'1"


Sexual Orientation: Though I have nothing against those who find love within the same sex, I myself find myself unable to relate. I give my love solely to women.


Appearance: I have short black hair, which I only barely attend to, and my skin is peach. I am of moderate build. My eyes are jet black; some people say its depths hold a thousand mysteries. I often wear a dark blue button-down short-sleeve shirt with black slacks.


Weapons: With a whole gallery of swords in my basement, I don't think you would want to disturb me in my home. I'm rarely anywhere else.


Items: A wide array of hammers, each specially designed for creating different swords. I'd like to try to smith my own hammer one day.


Magic: Physical Enchantments


Favorite Quote: Honor is something which must be earned and then sustained. One cannot take advantage of it.


Other: Please knock on my door before you enter.

Character: Shodule

Gender: Male


Intro pose: Standing at attention.


General: I was born on the island of Kamorta, in the city, to two full-blooded werewolves, who I don’t remember. My foster parents never explained much more, and they were murdered by vampires during a Half Blood Moon when I was 19. The way they had brought me up, I knew that I needed good grades and good health alone to be successful. There was no need for friends and partying, and I was mostly a recluse. So, I went to a university on the mainland. However, being away from home and having no relatives to speak to opened me up to the depths of the world, and I got into a very diverse but, as I would find out later, not very “born to succeed” scene. I began attending parties constantly, never being sober, and slacking off in terms of school. Then, during a full moon, I killed 8 of my friends. So, I had to flee back to Kamorta, where I found a mob of vampires waiting for me. They captured me, but a group of werewolves saved me.

I quickly became tied up in the group’s activities, finding out that they were a militarized tactical resistance group against the vampires, one among many. I stagnated at the rank of Private, and I stayed there for 3 years. However, on a Full Blood Moon, we decided to hang around the forest region and pick off a couple vampires. We took a seemingly powerful one hostage, but I failed to teleport with my group back to base, and so I was left behind. From here, a Twilight Vampire named Renard Savira picked me up and showed me kindness, rather than killing me. He even killed two of the sergeants I hated the most for me. Since then, I’ve pretty much been his pet.

I died at age 22 of a heart attack, but, luckily, I was in the bar. The respawn system respwaned me at the age of 18.

I hate to admit it, but I’m extremely loyal and faithful to those who love me and care for me. I will do anything they want as long as they show me these two things consistently.

During my time in the military, I tried to learn Dark magic. However, I wasn’t working too well for me. My friend Matt, who is a demon hunter, helped to safely bring myself back to neutrality.

I cut myself occasionally, I’m definitely an alcoholic, and I also do drugs when I can get my hands on them. This all just makes life easier.

 

Current age: 18

 

Height: 5’2”

 

Sexual Orientation: Even if you catch me drunk or high, which will probably be quite often, I am strictly straight. Gay is despicable. Bi is better, but not by much.

 

Appearance: I have black hair with a streak of purple. My skin is very light and my eyes are hazel or green, depending on the lighting and point of view. I’m very, very skinny, and you can see my ribs jutting out as I stand if I’m shirtless, though I do have a little bit of muscle on me. I wear tight, neon-green jeans and a large, black shirt whenever I’m wearing anything at all. There are a couple parallel scars on my wrists from cutting, and a bunch of other random ones all over my arm from cutting while under the influence.

 

Weapons: Demon’s Pathway Dagger

 

Items: None

 

Magic: I can control demonic energy via my dagger. I can also use the neutral pool.


Other: I have the worst inferiority complex… and I’m really shy.

Character: Anonymous

Gender: Male


Intro pose: Hands behind his back, standing up perfectly straight.


Current Age: Came into existence shortly after the first sentient human was born.


General: I am Anonymous, the one and true Anonymous. But I have many followers, whom I cannot do without. Thus we are all Anonymous. I am a Perfect Light being, so I cannot interfere with imperfect beings' lives. I do that through my willing followers.

My followers and I stand for justice for all humans, and making sure nobody is cheated out of their rights, freedom, or property. Thus, we are against the Church of Scientology, which forces its followers to pay a tax while blinding them with false teachings.

While I am a Perfect Light being, I am more dutiful to the human race than to the Light. One day, the human race will be perfect, just as I am, and just as the Light is. I do not stand against sin, as Light-loyal beings do. No, I stand against infliction upon the human race, especially by another human. The beings who do this must be corrected, or punished severely. However, I find that it is impossible to correct or punish every offending being, there being trillions of them flung across the universe; this is much too many to constantly observe and deal with. Thus, most beings feel that they are being unfairly picked on when I try to correct them, and most of them bring up other incidents that I didn't do or haven't done anything about. But it's my job, and my duty to the human race.


Height: 5'11"


Sexual Orientation: Not interested


Appearance: A black tuxedo with dress shoes. He is in the shape of a human, but he is invisible. Nobody has ever felt his hair, so it is assumed that he is bald.


Weapons: Light Blade (can take the form of a knife, dagger, shortsword, longsword, or broadsword)


Magic: Perfect Light, Perfect Shadow


Favorite Quote: We are many, yet we are one.

Item Type: Mingeitem

All mingeitems serve the same two purposes. The first is for use in a Mingefight, in which at least one of the opponents has a bad or stupid reason to fight. Mingefights are often used to knock sense into noobs, or are created by people with ADHD moments as an excuse to beat the shit out of people. During Mingefights, only mingeitems can be used. The mere appearance of a Mingeitem often signals extreme fail in a situation or person, as the Code of Minge forbids use otherwise, and the user of the item may be stripped of the item if the Code is broken too often. Their other purpose is rape. In any case, once you�ve been affected by a Mingeitem, you are vulnerable to vicious and merciless combos, though by yelling, �C-C-C-Combo Breaker!� during these combos, the other person is launched backwards with an explosion.

Mingeitems are very silly items. The best ones are put into the hands of only the most responsible and most trusted people. Mingeweapons and mingeammo are two subtypes out of a few.

Mingebeings can be summoned through use of the Minge pool of magic or mingeitems. These beings often do stupid, crude, or plain hilarious things to others.

Item: Magical Mingefish of Doom

Age: Over 9000 Millenniums

 

Type: Mingeweapon

 

General: They are rare and powerful items, and there are only one of each in all of the universes. Their states never changes, and they cause constipation when consumed. They are indeed alive, and can swim when underwater, but they can move nothing more than their eyes when out of water. Their main purpose is for Mingefights, where at least one opponent has a bad or stupid reason to fight. The appearance of a Mingeweapon such as the Magical Mingefish of Doom often signals extreme fail in a situation, as it never appears in winning situations. Its other purpose is for rape. O.o

Its fins can cut through anything. Its body is floppy and always wet, and it creates a loud smacking sound when it comes into contact with anything with enough force. It also creates a lot of superficial stinging.

 

Owner of the Magical Mingetrout of Doom: Amps

Length: 1'1"

Greatest Width: 4 inches

 

Owner of the Magical Mingetuna of Doom: Unknown

 

Owner of the Magical Mingesalmon of Doom: Unknown

Item: Dark-Light Dual Katanas

Age: 1 month

 

Blade Length: 3'8"

 

Handle Length: 4 inches (hilt included)

 

Blade Width: 2.3 inches

 

Type: Traditional -> Melee -> Blade -> Sword -> Katana


General: Crafted from pure silver by Arekkusu Miyatomo into dual energy-capacity katanas, then dual-enchanted by Amps into the Dark-Light dual katanas. The enchantment has morphed the shape and changed the color of the katanas, but their material remains silver, making them very useful against vampires. They serve as containers for Dark and Light energy, respectively, though at this point both can store Shadow energy. Neutral users can also tap the Dark, Light, and Shadow pools and control the energy with or store the energy within the katanas. The energy within the katanas protects them from physical damage, and the katanas themselves keep the energy from escaping, so the katanas are basically indestructible unless the katanas are drained low enough by the user or a Light or Dark user. Non-neutral users find that the katanas serve no more purpose to them than being indestructible energy containers in katana form.

Neutral users can use a neat trick called "Light-Dark Split". Their physical bodies and souls are split into two. Normally, this would be obvious suicide. However, then energy from the katanas supplements the other halves, and you end up with two beings who are only half-physical and half-alive, the other half of the soul and body is energy. The mind is copied to each being, so they have the same memories, instincts, and etc. However, the Dark and Light energy greatly affects each being's personality and way of thinking about things. It may be noted that, on the katanas, there are numerous symbols. Most of them are simple Light and Dark symbols, for their respective katanas. However, there are also a couple attained symbols which represent traits of User Light and User Dark.

At this point, the katanas have been used so much that User Light and User Dark cannot tap the Neutral pool, but, if the User knows how to, they can tap the Shadow pool. This allows both halves of the User to go into "Shadow Form", which takes a long time to achieve, considering how much energy must be used, but epically strengthens Shadow magic while cutting off the Light and Dark pools. User Light is usually a lighter gray, and User Dark a darker gray. Shadow Form is easily undone, and can be disabled by the opponent through direct draining.

If one half of a split User experiences extreme pain, the other half feels it too, unless they are too far away. If one half dies, the other half dies as well. Now, if one katana is destroyed, whether in Neutral or Split form, the User is taken over by the other one. If the User is in contact with only one katana, the same thing happens. In the first case, the only way to return the User to normal is to destroy the remaining katana, after pumping the User with overwhelming amounts of the opposite energy. In the second case, the second katana must make contact with the User or the User's katana. In either case, they may also loose contact with the katana for long enough to return to normal. Now, in either case, it may be noted that although the "Pure" Dark and Light entities are also Perfect, which means that they can't tamper directly with the affairs of mortals, they are using the User, to turn the tables on things, which allows them to tamper with things. I am writing two fictional stories which you should check out if you're further interested. User Pure Light and User Pure Dark can only access the Light and Dark pools, respectively, but to their fullest extents. Also, they are not directly Pure, since the User is still physical half that they are bound to. Only their energy is Pure, not the entire entity.

 

Light Katana Traits: Light, Shadow, Luminoth, Perfect

 

Dark Katana Traits: Dark, Shadow, Twilight Vampire, Perfect

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